It's funny how little things affect us.
For example- one would think that belly buttons would be a fairly safe topic. Except they aren't.
Belly buttons gross me out.. Now don't get me wrong, I think they are cute and as a teen I soo wanted my belly button pierced! But if you start messing with them- I gag.
A friend is pregnant and due soon.. Her belly button has gotten to that point that it's not an inny, it's not an outy, it's just flat. That grosses me out. I can no longer feel her tummy and try to get my future daughter-in-law to kick me in fear that I might touch the belly button that is no more.
Cowie recently had her appendix out. They do it laproscopically [yeah I can't spell big words..oops] and that involves your belly button.. She tried to tell me about it but I started gagging.. Seriously.. It's bad.
Daddy Chaos has been told and now it will be here on the internet forever- if anything ever happens to me and they need to take out my appendix or gallbladder or anything - CUT ME OPEN.. I swear if anyone goes near my belly button, I will hurt them.
Now seriously, who would think that something as innocent as a belly button would cause such a reaction? Weird, huh?
Another thing that's making me gag this week is chocolate.. Don't get me wrong, I love chocolate.. It's all Daddy Chaos' fault.
He made me watch American Wedding with him last nite.. I was prepared because I know how *ahem* inappropriate those movies can get.. I was not prepared for The Stiffmeister to pop a dog turd coated ring in his mouth claiming it was a truffle..
I seriously dry heaved.
I had to toss TheToddler , who was sleeping peacefully on me, at Daddy Chaos and run.. It was scary for a moment.. Even typing it out makes me gag.
I fear what this means for chocolate sales. I sincerely want a bag of m&m pretzels but I fear the chocolate factor might induce gagging..
Let's end with a nice little thing that made me smile today was that I discovered they sell onesies in a size 3T.. Who knew? I grabbed some up smiling my evil smile.. I now have a way to keep DroolPrince's incisions covered so he can't pick at them and take the steri strips off.. YES!