Dear Taco Hell,
I don't come to your establishment a lot but from time to time I crave a little something from you that is guaranteed to send me to the bathroom within minutes. Imagine my surprise when Daddy Chaos and I cruised thru your drive-thru last nite [side note: what in the name of Pete is up with your jacked up drive-thrus that you can't get out of without ordering & paying? I do not like being trapped into a decision like that.] and ordered a chili cheese burrito only to be told that you NO LONGER carry those?? Seriously?? What??
Chili cheese burritos were my one weakness..
The one thing that pulled me to your "restaurant" time and time again.. I'm not sure what your PR people are telling you but obviously they have bad reports because Chili Cheese Burritos should never have been ditched.
In fact, while still in the drive-thru I texted my own mother to tell her the news. In order for you to get the full effect, please let me first explain something about my mom. She cannot cuss to save her life. The woman can throw a curse word out but the sentence structure is such that it just sounds ridiculous.
Upon hearing that you have canceled her one reason for living [or at least eating out], the text she sent back to me was filled with such profanity I had to applaud her finally finding her voice. Apparently the filth and knowledge of how to appropriately use it was in her brain, it just took such a shock to the system as this to get it out.
In closing, you sirs made my momma cuss.. All over a chili cheese burrito.. Or rather a lack of a chili cheese burrito. I hope you're happy.
Sincerely and completely without the normal xoxo's,