Pee, water.. it's debatable!

I woke up in the middle of the nite to Daddy Chaos' rather accusatory voice hollering at me.  After I slapped him for waking me up rubbed my eyes I laid my hand back on the bed  & felt the huge puddle of water.

Nuh uh.  Wasn't me.  I did NOT pee the bed.

Yet our bed was soaked.. Conveniently mostly on Daddy Chaos' side.  Hmmp.

I might fail to mention that we have a water bed..

Apparently it sprung itself a leak. so Daddy says...

It's never calm here..  At least I didn't pee the bed.